What Your Pizza Topping Says About You

Forget horoscopes. Forget personality tests. The most accurate way to understand someone is to watch them order pizza.

The way you top your pizza: what you add, what you refuse, how you react when someone suggests something unexpected, says more about you than you'd think. Don't believe us? Read on. We dare you not to see yourself in here.

Classic Margherita (no extras)

You have strong opinions, impeccable taste, and zero patience for unnecessary complications. You also definitely have a "go-to" order at every restaurant and you never deviate from it.-The Purist.

Extra pepperoni

You know what you like and you want more of it. Life is not a place for half measures. You've probably also said "can we just double the order?" at least once this week. -The Maximalist.

Mushrooms

You're earthy, dependable, and slightly misunderstood. People who don't appreciate mushrooms just haven't had them done right, and you've been saying this for years. -The Underdog Champion.

Extra cheese (always)

You are a generous, warm, "the more the better" kind of human. You also believe that most of the world's problems could be solved with better cheese. You're not wrong. -The Enthusiast.

Jalapeños on everything

You live for intensity. You don't just eat food, you experience it. You've also definitely warned someone "it's not that spicy" when it absolutely was. -The Thrill-Seeker.

Pineapple

You are either incredibly open-minded or you enjoy causing chaos. Possibly both. Either way, you've had this argument before and you're not backing down. -The Provocateur.

Every vegetable available

You are optimistic, health-conscious, and you truly believe a pizza can be "light." Your friends love you but they always order something else. -The Idealist.

The beauty of pizza, and food in general, is that it holds a mirror up to who we are. Our comfort zones, our adventurousness, our loyalty to what we know, our willingness to try something that might completely change our minds.

There is no wrong pizza order. There is only who you are, one topping at a time.

On Pleny, we see it every single day. One dish, posted by a hundred different people, each with their own story, their own take, their own personality baked right in. That's what makes food culture so endlessly fascinating, and so endlessly worth talking about.

So, which one are you?

Tell us your topping. We'll tell you who you are.

Post your go-to pizza order on Pleny and let the community weigh in. No judgment, only opinions, ratings, and maybe a little chaos.